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Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
1:04 am	today I fell asleep and drooled on myself in class. I love math. (5 haters | love drama)
Friday, July 15th, 2005
8:37 pm	hottie Last night I got 6 stitches on my chin. Why? 'Cause stitches are hot. (duh). Blood& Pain. cutecutecute. (13 haters | love drama)
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
9:59 pm	so I can't wait to see the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory remake. the end. (8 haters | love drama)
Monday, June 27th, 2005
4:01 am	baby So I guess after not having posted in ages this is the only thing I find post-worthy. Within the past few weeks I adopted a year old Jack Russell Terrier and named her Mila. She's basically the best dog ever next to Benji and Rin Tin Tin. So yes, here she is- my princess. (13 haters | love drama)
Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
12:55 am	so If I had a slave I'd name him Quentin. Together we would eat lots of food and take over the world. that's all for now. (5 haters | love drama)
Sunday, April 10th, 2005
10:48 pm	people can be annoying but they sure do taste great with a tangy orange sauce. (8 haters | love drama)
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
8:07 pm	I don't really know about updating this deal anymore. Since my last-I turned 18. Had an awesome spring break & wished I never had to go back to my ordinary lifestyle. boo to that. yay to friends. yay to a lot of other things. blahblah
Saturday, February 19th, 2005
12:11 am	So basically: food is amazing. Also, I love sleeping. If the rest of my life consisted of just eating and sleeping: I must admit that a good portion of me would be content. One thing I don't love is waking up at 7 in the morning. But I'll do it tomorrow just for the hell of it. And by 'for the hell of it' I mean because I pretty much have to. coolioolioolioo (4 haters | love drama)
Monday, February 14th, 2005
4:06 pm	happy sunburn day So last year, on this very same date there was snow outside and I was wearing 7 layers of clothing. Today I’m wearing a dress and I’m thinking about hitting up the springs. Honestly, what the fuck Texas? what.the.fuck. (2 haters | love drama)
Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
12:18 am	oh myspace This is a poll: what is it? ( boy or girl? ) (31 haters | love drama)
Wednesday, December 29th, 2004
9:18 pm	no I didn't ABOUT YOU Your full name:: Melanie Fritzsche Age:: 17 Height:: 5'4 Natural hair colour:: dark brown Eye colour:: brown Number of siblings:: 1 Glasses/contacts?:: glasses Piercings:: clit gauge attached to a flashlight Tattoos:: maybe someday Braces?:: not no mo' FAVOURITE Colour:: black Band:: Queen Song:: One year of love Stuffed animal:: pipo Video game:: Cool Boarders TV show:: growing up gotti Movie:: all of Tim Burton's Book:: one hundred years of solitude Food:: ALL CARBS or sushi Game on a cell phone:: snake CD cover:: ushers Flower:: peonies Scent:: flower by kenzo Animal:: Devon Comic book:: eh Cereal:: kellogs frosted flakes Website:: MAH SPACE Cartoon:: Family guy DO YOU Play an instrument?:: used to play the flute. HOLLA Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: nah Like to sing?:: totally Have a cell phone?:: i just might. Like to play sports?:: not really Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: mmm Have a crush on someone?:: oooh sneaky little survey Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: Argentina Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: 5 is just right Have any special talents/skills?:: oh yes. mhmm Excercise daily?:: i try Like school?:: HA CAN YOU Sing the alphabet backwards?:: is that a joke? Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: do you know any other languages?:: spanish and some portuguese Go a day without food?:: never Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: when I was 12 Read music, not just tabs?:: sort of Roll your tongue?:: nah, brah Eat a whole pizza?:: definitely HAVE YOU EVER Snuck out of the house?:: mmm not quite Cried to get out of trouble?:: probably Gotten lost in your city?:: oh yes Seen a shooting star?:: yep Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Argentina, Brazil, Switzerland, Austria, Germany, France...I can't even remember. Had a serious surgery?:: when I was 9 months old I had a hernia. aww Stolen something important to someone else?:: virginities here and there. Solved a rubiks cube?:: three every morning before I chug raw eggs. Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: of course Cried over a girl?:: bitches Cried over a boy?:: bastards Kissed a random stranger?:: oh lord Hugged a random stranger?:: every chance I get Been in a fist fight?:: i wish Been arrested?:: yes Done drugs?:: oops Had alcohol?:: too much Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: not yet Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: what kind of a person do you think I am? of course I have. Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: fuck no Swore at your parents?:: unfortunately Been to warped tour?:: can't say I have Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: the heart? Been in love?:: maybe Been close to love?:: every day Been to a casino?:: yesss! Ran over an animal and killed it?:: noooo Broken a bone?:: never! Gotten stitches?:: tons! I'm Frankenstein Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: what the hell? Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: probably not Made homemade muffins?:: of course. my secret middle name is martha. Bitten someone?:: yes, yes I have. Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: yep yep yep More than 5 times?:: nope nope nope Been to niagra falls?:: no! Burped in someones face?:: yes! Gotten the chicken pox?:: when I was smaller than my computer WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU Brushed your teeth:: an hour ago probably Went to the bathroom:: mmm around the same time I brushed my teeth Saw a movie in theaters:: monday Read a book:: I'm reading Bukowski's Pulp Had a snow day:: last year, Valentines day Had a party:: I don't remember. LAME Had a slumber party:: hell, I wish I was 11 again. Made fun of someone:: probably less than 10 minutes ago Tripped in front of someone:: the last time I drank Went to the grocery store:: a week ago Got sick:: a month ago or so Cursed:: when I realized how long this fucking survey was. i.e. now PICK ONE Fruit/vegetables:: vegetables Black/white:: black Lights on/lights off:: off TV/movie:: movie Car/truck:: car Body spray/lotion:: body spray Cash/check:: cash bitches Pillows/blankets:: blankets Headache/stomach ache:: stomach Paint/charcoal:: charcoal Chinese food/mexican food:: chaneez Summer/winter:: winter Snow/rain:: snow Fog/misty:: misty Rock/rap:: rap, jigga Meat/vegetarian:: white meat Boy/girl:: boiz Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate Sprinkles/icing:: icing Cake/pie:: cake French toast/french fries:: fries Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean Hugs/kisses:: butt pinches Cookies/muffins:: both, dipped in butter. p33n/bewbz:: uh Wallet/pocket:: wallet Window/door:: door Emo/goth:: G0TH D00D oh wait, I mean 3m0. Pink/purple:: red Cat/dog:: dawgs Long sleeve/short sleeve:: long Pants/shorts:: pants Winter break/spring break:: both Spring/autumn:: autumn Clouds/clear sky:: clear Moon/mars:: moon FRIENDSHIP How many friends do you have?:: enough What are their names?:: let me waste my time and tell you! Do you have a best friend?:: yess Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: I like them all Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: probably guys. I don't know. Have you ever lost a friend?:: not death-wise Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: indeed Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: i do Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: i have Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: eaten their dinner Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: eaten my dinner Do you miss any of your old friends?:: awww no. What friend have you known the longest?:: Indira Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: yes If so, what is it?:: something shitty. How often do you spend time with your friends?:: oooh, I'd say about 4.3 hours daily Do any of your friends drive?:: they do Has a friend of yours ever died?:: no Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: ooh, there are a few What do you think your friends think of you?:: that I have huge tits. LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP Have you ever been in love?:: wasn't this asked earlier? If you have, with who?:: you Are you single?:: mmm Are you in a relationship?:: oh hell no If so, for how long?:: a second Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: sure What is your idea of the best date?:: sex, drugs & rock. maybe some ice cream too. What was your first kiss like?:: I can't believe who it was. ew How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 14 Do you think love is a load of shit?:: I wouldn't go that far Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: arm-pit penetration. try it! If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: not reaaally Have you ever been dumped?:: well, no Have you ever dumped someone?:: I suppose not Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: ate dinner. WORD ASSOCIATION Slippers:: flippers Hat:: cat Hard:: body Free:: willy Space:: tron Taste:: paste Good charlotte:: barf Red:: head Deep:: cave Heart:: liberal Cord:: birth Cheese:: sandwich Rain:: sleep Work:: hard Pedal:: metal Head:: ache Bed:: mormon Fluff:: puff Hardcore:: slut Race:: win Knife:: dustin Jump:: black I.... am:: tired want:: chocolate need:: not chocolate crave:: chocolate love:: my new pants hate:: creeps did:: your mom last night feel:: cold miss:: secret am annoyed by:: someone would rather:: not have done this am tired of:: this will always:: love you SILLY STUFF What is your favourite genre of music?:: tejano rock What time is it now?:: 10:06 What day is it?:: wed 29 Whens the last time you called someone?:: 8? 9? How much money do you have right now?:: zip Are you hungry?:: yes Whatcha doin?:: this Do you like parades?:: not really Do you like the moon?:: sure What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: wishing I hadn't and finding chocolate Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: no If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: be ALEX MACK Have you ever had a picnic?:: yes Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: no, I had no childhood. What about sock em boppers?:: no Are you wearing any socks right now?:: yes, as a matter of fact. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE funny?:: probably not pretty?:: scrooge sarcastic?:: only when it counts lazy?:: yes hyper?:: after gang bangs friendly?:: only to strangers evil?:: like resident smart?:: of course not strong?:: after I take my pills talented?:: I can sing like ashlee simpson. dorky?:: who, me?! ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know) high:: jordan (jk) :) skip:: me dance:: clare or gates lonely:: some cowboy pen:: ok the rest of these name association things suck so I won't answer them flower:: window:: psycho:: brain freeze:: orange:: sassy:: jelly:: FOR OR AGAINST suicide:: nah love:: for drunk drivers:: no good airplanes:: sure war:: no canada:: wtf united states:: sometimes rock music:: sure gay marriage:: gay, sraight, black, white school:: at times surveys:: not this one parents:: YEAH! cars:: some day killing:: no, not really britney spears:: toxic! coffee:: black pants:: all the time WOULD YOU EVER Sky dive?:: sure Play strip poker?:: mmm I'm closer to no Run away?:: probably not Curse at a teacher?:: mmm no Not take a shower for a week?:: if I lived un Phucket Ask someone out?:: maybe Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: mmm i hope not. Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: of course Go scuba diving?:: sure Write a book?:: on sex Become a rockstar?:: for the free drugs Have casual sex?:: only on trains LAST QUESTIONS What shampoo do you use?:: bed head Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: shut up What kind of computer do you have?:: emachine holla What grade are you in?:: scenyour Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: not my idea of fun Or just make out?:: i paid for a movie, dumb ass. How many posters do you have in your room?:: about 5 How many cds do you have?:: too many What time is it now?:: 10:14 (8 haters | love drama)
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
9:30 pm	mmm fever These past few days, my entire family gets a huge thumbs up. My mom is basically amazing. I love her more than anything. but I'll be honest. one thing I don't love, is being sick. I never realized how much I hate missing school. Except not seeing Mrs.Andrews. I don't think I'd be too sad if I were suddenly informed of her death. ew. I feel like dying. I hope I can still make it to Veronica's birthday, though. Feliz Cumpleaños chiquita! It's also Camie's birthday on Saturday. damn. I promise I won't get anyone sick. (6 haters | love drama)
Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
4:00 pm	yentl My body aches and I look like a ghost. I almost passed out & threw up 345 times today. I hope everyone thinks that's really attractive. I mean, blood is cool, right? papa can you hear meeeeeeeee? Current Mood: sick (10 haters | love drama)
Friday, September 24th, 2004
4:38 pm	Hey Melanie, Remember when we danced to Queen in your living room and then made sweet love in your bed? I've had better. But I love youseriously. Especially when your titties got washed off by waves. LOVEYOUSummer (7 haters | love drama)
Friday, July 9th, 2004
3:34 pm	this is what she does I write on you; write in you with sharp quills that dig deep into organs unspecified and leave forceful rhetoric penetrated in faded browns. I don’t understand why the ocean reminds me of your hands or why the burning on my back feels so cogent when it rains. Teresa used to say that when shedding is necessary and extravagant colors become a thing of the past, they’ll understand that not all cats are females and that a spud is an unattractive term for a baked potato. In 1992, the pure anatomic structure of felines and canines provided prepubescent minds with room to conjugate inaccurate hypotheses relating to fauna. I wish I’d been lucid in those years, or enough to conjugate you blind. Sometimes it’s a bit disconcerting when I dissect myself in front of you. Tangled flesh, vertebrae, and pulsating obscurities intact while you merely trace the lining with your phalanges. Remember when we met, and there were frames covered in melted elephant tusks and golden rhinoceros hooves? You said you’d never seen a more resplendent display of animosity. There were times when your hair would seize the light in the shadows and save the seconds for later. I always wondered how you knew just how to mold king sized permanent markers into poets, but I guess it doesn’t matter, as long as those eyes still lay prisoners in mine and sands of fractured cartilage and wounded knees enter us.
Sunday, June 20th, 2004
12:57 pm	bamboozle I finally got my act together and downloaded my europics. ( fish n' chips ) (11 haters | love drama)
Sunday, February 15th, 2004
1:20 pm	HELP if someone found or took a pink, hello kitty wallet. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me my ID back. keep the money, I don't really care, but if you know where it is I'd very much appreciate it. I'm not even mad, I just really need it. Just leave it somewhere that i'll find it. please help me. thanks. (18 haters | love drama)
Saturday, February 14th, 2004
4:41 pm	if this isn't the best website ever, then I don't know what is. http://www.mulletjunky.com/ (2 haters | love drama)
Sunday, January 25th, 2004
6:03 pm	weekends are fun (9 haters | love drama)
Friday, January 23rd, 2004
11:42 pm	YOU SHOULD TRY IT! http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/diet/diet1.asp "That’s right, as long as it’s iceberg lettuce and coffee, there are absolutely no restrictions. None at all! Take that, Jenny Craig!" "Those blinding pains are your body telling you that the plan is working!" (1 hater | love drama)